Mass-produce AI "Slop" and surf the hype wave until it all comes crashing down
Available on iOS • Free to Play (with honest exploitation)
This is a satirical dark comedy game about AI hype, startup culture, and tech industry excess. All content is fictional and for entertainment purposes only. No actual startups, investors, or ethics were harmed in the making of this game.
A brutally honest simulation of tech industry absurdities
Mass-produce AI products with zero substance and maximum buzzwords. Pick from 191 pre-generated slop templates, each more meaningless than the last.
Choose from 45 morally questionable marketing tactics. From "manipulate-kids" to "government-infiltration" — we've got your ethics violations covered.
Track your slow descent into corporate villainy with beautiful real-time charts. Every shady decision comes with satisfying stat drops.
Daily crates, hourly rewards, and 99 achievements designed by behavioral psychologists to keep you coming back. It's not addiction, it's "engagement."
Buy SlopCoins™ with brutally honest names like "Financial Regret Simulator" and "The Sucker's Kiss". At least we're upfront about it.
Experience the thrill of exponential growth followed by inevitable collapse. Run out of money and watch your empire crumble in real-time.
The vicious cycle of startup culture
Pick buzzwords like "AI-Powered Blockchain Wellness". Add subscription models nobody wants. Cost: Energy + SlopCoins™ (GPU tokens aren't free!)
Choose marketing tactics (sleazy to legendary). Higher cost = more hype, less ethics. Wait for revenue (if your company survives).
Active products drain money every minute. Revenue takes 5-10 minutes to arrive. Death spiral mechanics (run out of money = apps go offline).
100+ levels with unlocks. 99 achievements to chase. Daily/hourly crates for that sweet dopamine.
"Late-Stage Capitalism" investments at Level 50+. Power-ups like "Ethics Shield" and "Viral Guarantee". Watch your morality crumble for profit.
Climb meaningless leaderboards filled with bots. Unlock 99 achievements that mean nothing. Compare your ethical collapse with other players on global rankings.
SLOP Factory is a satirical game about:
This game holds a mirror to the tech industry's absurdities. It's dark comedy, not an instruction manual. We're laughing at the system, not endorsing it.
Free to play, with hilariously honest in-app purchases. We promise to only mildly exploit you.
iOS 14+ • iPhone 7+ • 200 MB storage
"Ready to abandon your principles for profit? Download now."